I'm gay, I'm horny, but the version of me that was stuck in a house with my family was this Ken-doll-crotched person who had to behave in a way that substantially deviated from how I've come to live my life (which, by the way, is not constantly fucking, but is not inhibited in that realm either). I love my family, but I desperately needed a distraction. I couldn't go anywhere or do anything without my family.
I also wasn't designated as a driver of anyone's rental car, the consequences of which only later dawned on me when it became clear that my apathy had effectively sentenced me to house arrest. I brought no significant other on this trip, even though I did invite my man down. I have not had that long of a stay with all of the people in my immediate family since I was in sixth grade (back before my parents split), and I have never stayed that long with my sisters' men factored in. I spent last week, from early Monday to earlyish Sunday, in a rented house in Davenport, Fla., with 11 members of my family: My (divorced but friendly) parents, my four younger sisters, three of their significant others (all are men, but only one's a husband), my one sister's two children. Why do anything when you could be checking Grindr? It'll only take a minute, and looking at people is fun. Grindr is something you can pick up and put down, providing the distraction of an iPhone game without requiring any of the concentration. The promise of easy sex may never lose its novelty. The receiving and, to a lesser extent, giving of compliments between strangers is intoxicating. I'd blame last week's particularly compulsive bout of Grinding on my job for which I am writing this piece, but then that is me making addict excuses. I do quit it sometimes, going as far as deleting it from my iPhone, sometimes from my iPad, once from both. It is time-wasting and addictive, and I think about quitting it often. The gay hook-up app Grindr is as much of a drug as anything whose end result is pleasure. What I experienced was an entirely different kind of 4D.
Grindr offers the kind of rides that theme parks don't. There is no cuddling in this story, but if you turn back now, know this, at least: This is especially true of the cuddly ones with loin-grabbing drops like Splash Mountain, the Song of the South-themed log flume in Disney World's Magic Kingdom.
Those who've stupidly waited on long lines can render that time spent utterly wasteful by taking those exits and effectively bypassing that cheap thrill that brought about this empty moment in your life in the first place. Many theme park attractions have last-chance/turn-back points.
There's more to being gay than Grindr (thank god), but for some of us, Grindr plays a key role in being gay. We are connected via GPS and our iPhones, and interested parties have embraced doing naughty and queer things with them. You now have the gist of it: Push buttons and you get laid. Although for this he tactfully used a can of hairspray for illustrative purposes.Hooking up in an American theme park is almost disappointingly easy if you are gay, and the reason for that is Grindr. Schofield also gave a demonstration of what Billy-Tom's manhood would look like when erect. Phillip Schofield gave plenty of warning before the images were flashed up on screen showing that the enlargement had involved making Billy-Tom's penis fatter, rather than longer. While on This Morning, Billy-Tom's penis was displayed for the world to see in a set of before and after pictures (which we won't be publishing). they just point plank say they're not willing to go any further with that. He said: "On two occasions I have got to the point where they've seen it and they've refused me. However, he knows that there are women out there who aren't all that keen on such a large appendage. He told Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield on This Morning three times that he wanted to get his 10-inch to 'monster' sizes. Meet Billy-Tom O'Conner, who admitted he has been involved in making porn in the past and was naturally well-endowed but wanted more. Having a 10-inch penis would probably be enough for most men.